Some Recent Plays
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
7 hours ago
82 Asians who aren't good at math.
Why do I hurt all over?
7 hours ago
88 Sexual humiliation.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
7 hours ago
95 Enormous Scandinavian women.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
7 hours ago
29 Figgy pudding.
__________: good to the last drop.
7 hours ago
116 My genitals.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
24 hours ago
1 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
24 hours ago
85 Necrophilia.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
24 hours ago
27 Guys who don't call.
What's that smell?
24 hours ago
61 Vehicular homicide.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
24 hours ago
50 Racially-biased SAT questions.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
z | 1
Flavored condoms.
x | 2
Jibber-jabber.
c | 3
The People's Elbow.
 
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