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When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
13 mins ago
33 Insatiable bloodlust.
White people like __________.
13 mins ago
43 The Jews.
__________? There's an app for that.
13 mins ago
25 Saxophone solos.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
13 mins ago
53 The Amish.
What am I giving up for Lent?
14 mins ago
78 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
14 mins ago
27 Famine.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
14 mins ago
1 An honest cop with nothing left to lose.
An icepick lobotomy.
What never fails to liven up the party?
14 mins ago
78 Land mines.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
14 mins ago
29 The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.
What's my secret power?
14 mins ago
100 Dick fingers.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
z | 1
Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
x | 2
Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
c | 3
Pistol-whipping a hostage.
 
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