Some Recent Plays
What's the new fad diet?
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24 Object permanence.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
just now
73 Hot cheese.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
just now
1 72 virgins.
That one gay Teletubby.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
just now
42 The economy.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
just now
1 Grandma.
Viagra.
__________. High five, bro.
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42 Copping a feel.
What's the most emo?
1 mins ago
49 Making a pouty face.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
1 mins ago
79 Kids with ass cancer.
__________. That's how I want to die.
1 mins ago
58 A gassy antelope.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
1 mins ago
46 Estrogen.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
z | 1
When you fart and a little bit comes out.
x | 2
Take-backsies.
c | 3
Slow motion.
 
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