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When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
1 mins ago
1 The Holy Bible.
Dental dams.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
1 mins ago
75 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
1 mins ago
112 German dungeon porn.
What am I giving up for Lent?
1 mins ago
60 Not giving a shit about the Third World.
__________. High five, bro.
1 mins ago
63 Sperm whales.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
2 mins ago
88 The boners of the elderly.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
2 mins ago
73 Hot Pockets.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
72 mins ago
32 Party poopers.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
2 hours ago
9 Aaron Burr.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
2 hours ago
47 Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
z | 1
The Holy Bible.
x | 2
Prosti-tots.
c | 3
A sea of troubles.
 
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