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This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
4 hours ago
47 The World of Warcraft.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
4 hours ago
115 Masturbation.
__________. High five, bro.
4 hours ago
29 Cybernetic enhancements.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
4 hours ago
43 The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
What never fails to liven up the party?
4 hours ago
44 Twinkies®.
What am I giving up for Lent?
4 hours ago
71 Pooping in the soup.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
4 hours ago
33 A robust mongoloid.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
4 hours ago
59 Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
4 hours ago
76 Spontaneous human combustion.
In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, __________ will be our currency.
4 hours ago
58 A passionate Latino lover.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
z | 1
Nip slips.
x | 2
An anal probe.
c | 3
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