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He who controls __________ controls the world.
just now
68 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
Why do I hurt all over?
just now
45 Christopher Walken.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
just now
1 AIDS.
Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
just now
107 The KKK.
What's the crustiest?
just now
40 Hot cheese.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
just now
47 Leprosy.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
1 mins ago
53 Douchebags on their iPhones.
What ended my last relationship?
1 mins ago
81 BATMAN!!!
I drink to forget __________.
1 mins ago
81 Penis envy.
Major League Baseball has banned __________ for giving players an unfair advantage.
1 mins ago
89 Hope.
z | 1
Santa Claus.
x | 2
Women in yogurt commercials.
c | 3
A clandestine butt scratch.
 
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