Some Recent Plays
What am I giving up for Lent?
2 hours ago
79 Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
2 hours ago
85 Racism.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
2 hours ago
45 Road head.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
2 hours ago
25 Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
2 hours ago
62 Being a motherfucking sorcerer.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
2 hours ago
48 A bleached asshole.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
2 hours ago
76 Asians who aren't good at math.
What's that smell?
2 hours ago
74 The Chinese gymnastics team.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
2 hours ago
27 I'm friends with your dad on Facebook.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
2 hours ago
1 The gays.
Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
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BATMAN!!!
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Yeast.
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Fabricating statistics.
 
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