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For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
14 mins ago
1 Britney Spears at 55.
Genetically engineered super-soldiers.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
15 mins ago
45 Road head.
What's the new fad diet?
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93 My genitals.
I drink to forget __________.
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30 Powerful thighs.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
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54 The KKK.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
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81 Concealing a boner.
What helps Obama unwind?
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50 Poor life choices.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
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63 Getting drunk on mouthwash.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
16 mins ago
40 Scrubbing under the folds.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
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32 Spontaneous human combustion.
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Overpowering your father.
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Eating an albino.
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Hot Pockets.
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