Some Recent Plays
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
44 mins ago
94 Canned tuna with extra dolphin.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
4 hours ago
38 Dry heaving.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
6 hours ago
58 Land mines.
6 hours ago
44 Hot Pockets®.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
6 hours ago
113 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
6 hours ago
30 Switching to Geico.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
11 hours ago
56 The miracle of childbirth.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
13 hours ago
31 Agriculture.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
14 hours ago
110 German dungeon porn.
War! What is it good for?
14 hours ago
37 Ronald Reagan.
z | 1
Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
x | 2
Old-people smell.
c | 3
Goats eating cans.
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