Some Recent Plays
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
13 mins ago
4 Concealing a boner.
Raptor attacks.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
14 mins ago
72 Martha Stewart.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
14 mins ago
90 An anal probe.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
14 mins ago
23 Hurricane Katrina.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
6 hours ago
35 Skeletor.
What's a girl's best friend?
6 hours ago
38 Bees?
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
7 hours ago
36 Mr. Clean, right behind you.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
7 hours ago
87 Crippling debt.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
7 hours ago
100 2 Girls 1 Cup.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
7 hours ago
66 Testicular torsion.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
z | 1
Douchebags on their iPhones.
x | 2
Britney Spears at 55.
c | 3
Children on leashes.
 
640
120
Three Card Five Card
Click a card (or use the keyboard shortcuts) to select it as the winner for this hand.

This is a work in progress - inspired by, but not affiliated with, the amazing folks at Cards Against Humanity.
The cards are a mix of CAH originals and custom original words and phrases.
#CAHOnline | by @dojohnso | Feedback & Support