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That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
1 mins ago
1 Getting really high.
Same-sex ice dancing.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
2 mins ago
69 Sexting.
__________. High five, bro.
5 mins ago
64 Literally eating shit.
War! What is it good for?
6 mins ago
88 The boners of the elderly.
What will always get you laid?
8 mins ago
18 Party poopers.
What never fails to liven up the party?
9 mins ago
41 A big hoopla about nothing.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
11 mins ago
74 The Little Engine That Could.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
12 mins ago
1 Ethnic cleansing.
Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
14 mins ago
2 Farting and walking away.
Pabst Blue Ribbon.
What's that smell?
16 mins ago
54 The Kool-Aid Man.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
z | 1
Douchebags on their iPhones.
x | 2
The Red Menace.
c | 3
The harsh light of day.
 
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