Some Recent Plays
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
4 hours ago
50 Hot Pockets.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
4 hours ago
53 A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
6 hours ago
48 A salty surprise.
Betcha can't have just one!
22 hours ago
52 Deflowering the princess.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
22 hours ago
67 Kids with ass cancer.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
22 hours ago
74 Robbing a sperm bank.
What's the most emo?
27 hours ago
70 The Blood of Christ.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
52 hours ago
22 Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
52 hours ago
96 Surprise sex!
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
52 hours ago
1 Kids with ass cancer.
The Thong Song.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
z | 1
Sucking some dicks to not get drafted.
x | 2
The Kool-Aid Man.
c | 3
Switching to Geico.
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