Some Recent Plays
White people like __________.
17 hours ago
46 Dying of dysentery.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
17 hours ago
42 Leaving an awkward voicemail.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
17 hours ago
30 A zesty breakfast burrito.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
17 hours ago
23 Hunting accidents.
__________. High five, bro.
21 hours ago
71 Children on leashes.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
25 hours ago
1 72 virgins.
Self-loathing.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
25 hours ago
76 Kim Jong-il.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
25 hours ago
1 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Hipsters.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
25 hours ago
1 Soup that is too hot.
Paris Hilton.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
25 hours ago
37 Eugenics.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
z | 1
Sniffing glue.
x | 2
The four arms of Vishnu.
c | 3
Getting really high.
Just the tip.
A bag of magic beans.
A wheelchair death race.
 
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