Some Recent Plays
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
3 mins ago
26 Public ridicule.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
3 mins ago
20 Uppercuts.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
3 mins ago
1 The glass ceiling.
A nuanced critique.
It's a trap!
3 mins ago
50 Soup that is too hot.
What will always get you laid?
4 mins ago
50 Britney Spears at 55.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
4 mins ago
55 Preteens.
What's the new fad diet?
4 mins ago
68 Puppies!
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
4 mins ago
1 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
4 mins ago
66 Pooping in the soup.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
4 mins ago
55 Pistol-whipping a hostage.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
z | 1
Sniffing glue.
x | 2
Concealing a boner.
c | 3
Just the tip.
Shorties and blunts.
Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
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