Some Recent Plays
Why can't I sleep at night?
3 mins ago
59 Tasteful sideboob.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
2 hours ago
34 Lunchables™.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
2 hours ago
38 Public ridicule.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
8 hours ago
88 My genitals.
War! What is it good for?
8 hours ago
58 Mouth herpes.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
8 hours ago
40 Cuddling.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
8 hours ago
63 Sperm whales.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
8 hours ago
1 Explosions.
Actually taking candy from a baby.
__________? There's an app for that.
8 hours ago
25 Friends who eat all your snacks.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
13 hours ago
24 People who smell their own socks.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
z | 1
AIDS.
x | 2
Genital piercings.
c | 3
Tweeting.
Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
A LAN party.
My machete.
 
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