Some Recent Plays
Betcha can't have just one!
3 hours ago
80 Poor life choices.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
3 hours ago
83 Erectile dysfunction.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
3 hours ago
77 A stray pube.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
3 hours ago
59 Getting drunk on mouthwash.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
3 hours ago
1 A vajazzled vagina.
Vehicular homicide.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
3 hours ago
45 Bees?
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
3 hours ago
36 Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
3 hours ago
1 Friends with benefits.
Skeletor.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
3 hours ago
73 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
Why can't I sleep at night?
4 hours ago
111 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
z | 1
AIDS.
x | 2
A beached whale.
c | 3
Global warming.
Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
Paris Hilton.
Morgan Freeman's voice.
 
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