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What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
84 mins ago
17 Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
84 mins ago
22 Active listening.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
85 mins ago
93 Kids with ass cancer.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
85 mins ago
50 Pabst Blue Ribbon.
It's a trap!
85 mins ago
20 The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
85 mins ago
68 Lactation.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
85 mins ago
27 A Gypsy curse.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
85 mins ago
36 Switching to Geico.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
85 mins ago
1 Incest.
Powerful thighs.
In the distant future, historians will agree that __________ marked the beginning of America's decline.
85 mins ago
28 Puppies!
z | 1
Masturbation.
x | 2
Vehicular manslaughter.
c | 3
Kim Jong-il.
Lockjaw.
Soup that is too hot.
Chivalry.
 
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