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Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
5 hours ago
35 Skeletor.
What's a girl's best friend?
5 hours ago
38 Bees?
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
5 hours ago
36 Mr. Clean, right behind you.
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________.
5 hours ago
87 Crippling debt.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
5 hours ago
100 2 Girls 1 Cup.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
5 hours ago
66 Testicular torsion.
Betcha can't have just one!
5 hours ago
28 The true meaning of Christmas.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
5 hours ago
19 Existentialists.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
5 hours ago
60 A windmill full of corpses.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
5 hours ago
35 Hurricane Katrina.
z | 1
x | 2
Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.
c | 3
The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
A brain tumor.
This answer is postmodern.
A bleached asshole.
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