Some Recent Plays
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
12 hours ago
34 Estrogen.
What's the most emo?
20 hours ago
54 The milk man.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
32 hours ago
58 Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
32 hours ago
136 That one gay Teletubby.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
32 hours ago
56 Making the penises kiss.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
32 hours ago
1 Anal beads.
Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
32 hours ago
1 A micropenis.
Bestiality.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
32 hours ago
26 Santa Claus.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
32 hours ago
71 Gloryholes.
What are my parents hiding from me?
32 hours ago
55 Michelle Obama's arms.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
z | 1
Dental dams.
x | 2
Customer service representatives.
c | 3
Consultants.
Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
Keanu Reeves.
Alcoholism.
 
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