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While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
3 hours ago
97 The boners of the elderly.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
3 hours ago
62 Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
3 hours ago
75 Go-gurt.
White people like __________.
3 hours ago
45 Third base.
__________. It's a trap!
3 hours ago
59 Those times when you get sand in your vagina.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
3 hours ago
24 The true meaning of Christmas.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
3 hours ago
63 Famine.
3 hours ago
51 Bill Nye the Science Guy.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
3 hours ago
54 Nickelback.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
3 hours ago
89 Dick fingers.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
z | 1
A gassy antelope.
x | 2
A hot mess.
c | 3
Opposable thumbs.
Man meat.
Showing up to an orgy for the food.
Daddy issues.
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