Some Recent Plays
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
98 mins ago
59 When you fart and a little bit comes out.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
98 mins ago
77 Teenage pregnancy.
What's the most emo?
99 mins ago
99 Dead babies.
__________? There's an app for that.
100 mins ago
45 A windmill full of corpses.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
100 mins ago
1 Former President George W. Bush.
Genghis Khan.
What will always get you laid?
101 mins ago
32 Drinking alone.
What gets better with age?
101 mins ago
38 That thing that electrocutes your abs.
What's that sound?
101 mins ago
19 This answer is postmodern.
__________. High five, bro.
101 mins ago
70 Praying the gay away.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
102 mins ago
28 Beating your wives.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Showing up to an orgy for the food.
x | 2
The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.
c | 3
Spectacular abs.
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Ghosts.
Bill Nye the Science Guy.
 
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