Some Recent Plays
What's that smell?
18 hours ago
28 Lunchables™.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
18 hours ago
43 Winking at old people.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
18 hours ago
29 Laying an egg.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
18 hours ago
65 Cockfights.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
18 hours ago
1 Nipple blades.
Lumberjack fantasies.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
18 hours ago
33 Women's suffrage.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
18 hours ago
47 Actually taking candy from a baby.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
18 hours ago
25 An Oedipus complex.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
18 hours ago
73 A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
18 hours ago
93 Assless chaps.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Creed.
x | 2
A monkey smoking a cigar.
c | 3
Bono.
A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
Seduction.
An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
 
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