Some Recent Plays
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
8 hours ago
21 Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to __________ is a basic human right.
8 hours ago
100 Tasteful sideboob.
__________. Betcha can't have just one!
8 hours ago
16 Pretending to care.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
8 hours ago
96 My sex life.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
8 hours ago
103 72 virgins.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
8 hours ago
92 The gays.
Why am I sticky?
8 hours ago
14 A woman scorned.
I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for __________.
8 hours ago
77 Improvised explosive devices.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
8 hours ago
1 Tripping balls.
Glenn Beck.
What will always get you laid?
8 hours ago
67 A passionate Latino lover.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Paula Dean's diabetes
x | 2
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
c | 3
My relationship status.
The plot of a Michael Bay movie.
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