Some Recent Plays
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
20 hours ago
22 Being a busy adult with many important things to do.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
20 hours ago
96 Surprise sex!
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
20 hours ago
1 Kids with ass cancer.
The Thong Song.
__________: good to the last drop.
20 hours ago
97 Getting drunk on mouthwash.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
39 hours ago
80 A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of __________.
47 hours ago
1 Coat hanger abortions.
Keanu Reeves.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
53 hours ago
71 Foreskin.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
93 hours ago
1 Drum circles.
Concealing a boner.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
102 hours ago
69 Pulling out.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
108 hours ago
120 Genital piercings.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
x | 2
Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
c | 3
Sexual tension.
Getting in her pants, politely.
Gloryholes.
Self-loathing.
 
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