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While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
11 mins ago
26 Public ridicule.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
12 mins ago
20 Uppercuts.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
12 mins ago
1 The glass ceiling.
A nuanced critique.
It's a trap!
12 mins ago
50 Soup that is too hot.
What will always get you laid?
12 mins ago
50 Britney Spears at 55.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
12 mins ago
55 Preteens.
What's the new fad diet?
12 mins ago
68 Puppies!
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
12 mins ago
1 Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse.
A gentle caress of the inner thigh.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
12 mins ago
66 Pooping in the soup.
How am I maintaining my relationship status?
12 mins ago
55 Pistol-whipping a hostage.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
A low standard of living.
x | 2
Dental dams.
c | 3
Grandma.
Wearing underwear inside out to avoid doing laundry.
Adderall™.
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