Some Recent Plays
Why can't I sleep at night?
just now
37 The American Dream.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
just now
79 A vajazzled vagina.
War! What is it good for?
just now
28 Skeletor.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
just now
88 MechaHitler.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
1 mins ago
1 Getting drunk on mouthwash.
A stray pube.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
1 mins ago
93 Nazis.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
1 mins ago
63 The placenta.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
1 mins ago
73 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
2 mins ago
43 Dick Cheney.
Why am I sticky?
2 mins ago
62 Gandalf.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
z | 1
A low standard of living.
x | 2
A gassy antelope.
c | 3
Wearing underwear inside out to avoid doing laundry.
An anal probe.
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