Some Recent Plays
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
15 hours ago
132 German dungeon porn.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
15 hours ago
41 The invisible hand.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
76 hours ago
68 Dwarf tossing.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
76 hours ago
117 BATMAN!!!
During sex, I like to think about __________.
76 hours ago
33 Bingeing and purging.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
76 hours ago
67 Laying an egg.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
76 hours ago
54 A cooler full of organs.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
76 hours ago
36 Natural male enhancement.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
76 hours ago
139 That one gay Teletubby.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
76 hours ago
47 Waterboarding.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
z | 1
Paris Hilton.
x | 2
My machete.
c | 3
Michelle Obama's arms.
Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
A clandestine butt scratch.
Sexual tension.
 
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