Some Recent Plays
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
just now
74 The homosexual agenda.
__________? There's an app for that.
just now
96 Sudden Poop Explosion Disease.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
just now
45 Hot Pockets.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
just now
1 Wiping her butt.
Free samples.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
1 mins ago
112 My vagina.
What will always get you laid?
1 mins ago
63 Finger painting.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
1 mins ago
74 My machete.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
1 mins ago
31 Waterboarding.
What are my parents hiding from me?
2 mins ago
109 That one gay Teletubby.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
2 mins ago
41 Men.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
z | 1
Drum circles.
x | 2
Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
c | 3
Tangled Slinkys.
Concealing a boner.
Substitute teachers.
A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
 
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