Some Recent Plays
What do old people smell like?
4 mins ago
42 An Oedipus complex.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
2 hours ago
37 The Big Bang.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
4 hours ago
93 Elderly Japanese men.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
4 hours ago
59 An asymmetric boob job.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
4 hours ago
54 A homoerotic volleyball montage.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
4 hours ago
79 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
Why can't I sleep at night?
13 hours ago
26 Mathletes.
Why am I sticky?
13 hours ago
48 Crumpets with the Queen.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
13 hours ago
48 Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
14 hours ago
93 A sad handjob.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
z | 1
Jibber-jabber.
x | 2
Black people.
c | 3
Scalping.
Darth Vader.
Menstruation.
The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
 
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