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What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
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129 An anal probe.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
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63 Teenage pregnancy.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
54 mins ago
108 A vajazzled vagina.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
68 mins ago
48 Jew-fros.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
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94 A wheelchair death race.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
69 mins ago
93 Dead babies.
__________. It's a trap!
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40 My inner demons.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
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47 Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
I drink to forget __________.
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33 The Underground Railroad.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
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104 Panda sex.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
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People who smell their own socks.
x | 2
The Übermensch.
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Sexy pillow fights.
Vehicular manslaughter.
Being rich.
Tiger Woods.
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