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When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
6 mins ago
121 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
6 mins ago
39 Poor people.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
9 mins ago
42 A really cool hat.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
10 mins ago
111 The hardworking Mexican.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
10 mins ago
134 An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
10 mins ago
56 Land mines.
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
10 mins ago
1 Natural male enhancement.
A zesty breakfast burrito.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
10 mins ago
83 Racism.
The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to __________.
11 mins ago
49 Raping and pillaging.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
11 mins ago
68 Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
A sea of troubles.
x | 2
Keanu Reeves.
c | 3
Bill Nye the Science Guy.
A stray pube.
One thousand Slim Jims.
The glass ceiling.
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