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Betcha can't have just one!
2 hours ago
80 Poor life choices.
This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with __________.
2 hours ago
83 Erectile dysfunction.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
2 hours ago
77 A stray pube.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
2 hours ago
59 Getting drunk on mouthwash.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
2 hours ago
1 A vajazzled vagina.
Vehicular homicide.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
2 hours ago
45 Bees?
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
2 hours ago
36 Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
2 hours ago
1 Friends with benefits.
Skeletor.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
2 hours ago
73 Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
Why can't I sleep at night?
2 hours ago
111 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Beer shits.
x | 2
Friends who eat all the snacks.
c | 3
Doin' it in the butt.
A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
The hardworking Mexican.
Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.
 
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