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In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
5 hours ago
1 Dental dams.
Hot Pockets®.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
5 hours ago
73 Necrophilia.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
5 hours ago
107 Surprise sex!
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
5 hours ago
1 A sea of troubles.
A stray pube.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
5 hours ago
34 Road head.
When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of __________.
5 hours ago
40 Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
5 hours ago
49 Asians who aren't good at math.
__________. High five, bro.
5 hours ago
44 Estrogen.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
5 hours ago
29 Overpowering your father.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
5 hours ago
47 The Rapture.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
z | 1
Beer shits.
x | 2
My machete.
c | 3
Hot Pockets.
A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.
The Jews.
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