Some Recent Plays
I never truly understood __________ until I encountered __________.
78 mins ago
1 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
78 mins ago
1 Grandma.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
79 mins ago
64 Estrogen.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
79 mins ago
30 Shapeshifters.
What's my anti-drug?
79 mins ago
69 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
6 hours ago
57 Lunchables™.
__________. That's how I want to die.
6 hours ago
121 Tentacle porn.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
6 hours ago
26 Being marginalized.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
6 hours ago
75 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
6 hours ago
40 Eating the last known bison.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
z | 1
Vigorous jazz hands.
x | 2
Santa Claus.
c | 3
The Trail of Tears.
The Superdome.
Porn stars.
Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
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