Some Recent Plays
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
just now
1 Getting drunk on mouthwash.
A stray pube.
What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
just now
93 Nazis.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
just now
63 The placenta.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
1 mins ago
73 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
1 mins ago
43 Dick Cheney.
Why am I sticky?
1 mins ago
62 Gandalf.
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
2 mins ago
62 Sexual humiliation.
What helps Obama unwind?
2 mins ago
42 Saxophone solos.
White people like __________.
17 hours ago
46 Dying of dysentery.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
17 hours ago
42 Leaving an awkward voicemail.
z | 1
Black people.
x | 2
Will Smith.
c | 3
Santa Claus.
German dungeon porn.
Laying an egg.
Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
 
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