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What's that smell?
2 mins ago
57 Not giving a shit about the Third World.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
2 mins ago
44 AXE Body Spray.
What gets better with age?
2 mins ago
50 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
What did I bring back from Mexico?
2 mins ago
58 Natural male enhancement.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
2 mins ago
66 Stranger danger.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
4 hours ago
60 Free samples.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
21 hours ago
65 Martha Stewart.
And the Academy Award for __________ goes to __________.
24 hours ago
1 Dwarf tossing.
African children.
Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is __________ stuffed with __________.
24 hours ago
1 Gloryholes.
Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.
What's my secret power?
24 hours ago
28 The four arms of Vishnu.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
z | 1
Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.
x | 2
c | 3
My sex life.
Drum circles.
Winking at old people.
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