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What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
4 hours ago
42 Ronald Reagan.
Science will never explain the origin of __________.
4 hours ago
39 Chainsaws for hands.
What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
4 hours ago
58 Will Smith.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
4 hours ago
46 Count Chocula.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
30 hours ago
90 A fetus.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
30 hours ago
92 Bestiality.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
35 hours ago
22 An Oedipus complex.
__________. It's a trap!
47 hours ago
97 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
47 hours ago
15 The chronic.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
47 hours ago
135 2 Girls 1 Cup.
z | 1
Doin' it in the butt.
x | 2
Dick Cheney.
c | 3
Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
AIDS.
Wifely duties.
Hormone injections.
 
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