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This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
1 mins ago
48 Child abuse.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
1 mins ago
29 A mime having a stroke.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
1 mins ago
47 Team-building exercises.
What's the new fad diet?
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47 Republicans.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
2 mins ago
70 An asymmetric boob job.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
4 hours ago
45 Chainsaws for hands.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
4 hours ago
53 Five-Dollar Footlongs™.
MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with __________.
5 hours ago
32 Eugenics.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
8 hours ago
1 Nazis.
A can of whoop-ass.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
8 hours ago
68 Nicolas Cage.
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
z | 1
An asymmetric boob job.
x | 2
Poor people.
c | 3
Front butt.
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