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When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
just now
1 Balls.
Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
1 mins ago
46 Bananas in Pajamas.
What's that sound?
1 mins ago
46 William Shatner.
What gets better with age?
1 mins ago
31 A web of lies.
What's the next Happy Meal toy?
2 mins ago
62 Grandma.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
2 mins ago
74 Justin Bieber.
What's a girl's best friend?
2 mins ago
51 Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
2 mins ago
35 Consultants.
What am I giving up for Lent?
2 mins ago
76 Autocannibalism.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
3 mins ago
71 Fiery poops.
In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for __________.
z | 1
Bitches.
x | 2
Apologizing.
c | 3
Yeast.
 
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