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In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with __________ for the first time.
3 hours ago
18 Attitude.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
3 hours ago
67 A mating display.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
3 hours ago
17 Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
3 hours ago
98 Revenge fucking.
Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with __________ and would like your advice.
3 hours ago
95 Penis envy.
__________. That's how I want to die.
3 hours ago
26 Moral ambiguity.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
3 hours ago
2 Winking at old people.
An anal probe.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
3 hours ago
37 Vigilante justice.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
3 hours ago
45 Skeletor.
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with __________.
3 hours ago
23 The glass ceiling.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
z | 1
Getting drunk on mouthwash.
x | 2
Genital piercings.
c | 3
Switching to Geico.
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