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What's the next Happy Meal toy?
just now
62 Grandma.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
just now
74 Justin Bieber.
What's a girl's best friend?
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51 Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
just now
35 Consultants.
What am I giving up for Lent?
1 mins ago
76 Autocannibalism.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
1 mins ago
71 Fiery poops.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
1 mins ago
22 Classist undertones.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
1 mins ago
43 Cybernetic enhancements.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
5 hours ago
1 Heath Ledger.
My inner demons.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
5 hours ago
40 Shorties and blunts.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
z | 1
My dick.
x | 2
Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.
c | 3
Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.
 
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