Some Recent Plays
Despite rumors to the contrary, I've never experienced __________.
5 mins ago
38 The Hamburglar.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
13 hours ago
31 Mutually-assured destruction.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
32 hours ago
132 German dungeon porn.
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of __________.
32 hours ago
41 The invisible hand.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
93 hours ago
68 Dwarf tossing.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
93 hours ago
117 BATMAN!!!
During sex, I like to think about __________.
93 hours ago
33 Bingeing and purging.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
93 hours ago
67 Laying an egg.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
93 hours ago
54 A cooler full of organs.
During sex, I like to think about __________.
93 hours ago
36 Natural male enhancement.
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's __________.
z | 1
The shambling corpse of Larry King.
x | 2
Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.
c | 3
Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).
 
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