Some Recent Plays
__________. It's a trap!
just now
52 Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.
What ended my last relationship?
just now
57 Exactly what you'd expect.
Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
just now
1 Gary Coleman.
Republicans.
In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that __________ had really been __________ all along.
just now
1 Creed.
A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.
Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50 percent faster after being exposed to __________.
just now
72 Dick fingers.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
1 mins ago
93 Children on leashes.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
1 mins ago
54 Being fabulous.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
1 mins ago
1 Farting and walking away.
Bono.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
1 mins ago
32 Nocturnal emissions.
I drink to forget __________.
1 mins ago
111 Two midgets shitting into a bucket.
z | 1
The American Dream.
x | 2
Judge Judy.
c | 3
The South.
 
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