Some Recent Plays
I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of __________.
18 mins ago
21 Uppercuts.
The class field trip was completely ruined by __________.
110 mins ago
20 Wifely duties.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
110 mins ago
77 White privilege.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
3 hours ago
45 Cheating in the Special Olympics.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
3 hours ago
1 Natural male enhancement.
Being fabulous.
War! What is it good for?
3 hours ago
46 Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
3 hours ago
43 The inevitable heat death of the universe.
What's a girl's best friend?
3 hours ago
63 A fetus.
__________? There's an app for that.
3 hours ago
60 Same-sex ice dancing.
What gets better with age?
3 hours ago
96 Tasteful sideboob.
z | 1
Lunchables™.
x | 2
Tickle Me Elmo™.
c | 3
Multiple stab wounds.
 
Click a card (or use the keyboard shortcuts) to select it as the winner for this hand.

This is a work in progress - inspired by, but not affiliated with, the amazing folks at Cards Against Humanity.
The cards are a mix of CAH originals and custom original words and phrases.
#CAHOnline | by @dojohnso | Feedback & Support