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Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
2 hours ago
21 Aaron Burr.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
2 hours ago
18 Giving 110 percent.
What are my parents hiding from me?
2 hours ago
57 Will Smith.
What helps Obama unwind?
19 hours ago
22 I'm friends with your dad on Facebook.
__________ is a slippery slope that leads to __________.
19 hours ago
1 All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.
A vajazzled vagina.
That's right, I killed __________. How, you ask? __________.
19 hours ago
1 Necrophilia.
A gassy antelope.
__________? There's an app for that.
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36 Flightless birds.
What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
19 hours ago
37 Smallpox blankets.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
19 hours ago
53 Flesh-eating bacteria.
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48 A mime having a stroke.
z | 1
x | 2
Sexy pillow fights.
c | 3
A sad handjob.
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