Some Recent Plays
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
just now
112 My vagina.
What will always get you laid?
just now
63 Finger painting.
I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with __________.
just now
74 My machete.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
just now
31 Waterboarding.
What are my parents hiding from me?
1 mins ago
109 That one gay Teletubby.
What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
1 mins ago
41 Men.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
1 mins ago
55 Authentic Mexican cuisine.
When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
2 mins ago
33 Leprosy.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
30 hours ago
59 MechaHitler.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
30 hours ago
1 An asymmetric boob job.
A fetus.
__________: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
z | 1
Genital piercings.
x | 2
Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.
c | 3
A foul mouth.
 
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