Some Recent Plays
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
24 hours ago
39 Sarah Palin.
What's the crustiest?
110 hours ago
50 Lunchables™.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
110 hours ago
36 Saxophone solos.
What helps Obama unwind?
198 hours ago
48 PCP.
While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on __________.
211 hours ago
54 Being rich.
In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of __________.
258 hours ago
126 German dungeon porn.
I drink to forget __________.
258 hours ago
99 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
303 hours ago
12 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
415 hours ago
55 Kamikaze pilots.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about __________.
444 hours ago
55 Mistaking a retarded person for someone who's merely deaf.
I drink to forget __________.
z | 1
Aaron Burr.
x | 2
Flavored condoms.
c | 3
Chainsaws for hands.
 
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