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Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
99 mins ago
50 The Hamburglar.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
100 mins ago
51 The Care Bear Stare.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships __________.
100 mins ago
94 Bill Nye the Science Guy.
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for __________.
100 mins ago
36 Actually taking candy from a baby.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
101 mins ago
31 (I am doing Kegels right now.)
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
2 hours ago
69 Cockfights.
Coming to Broadway this season, __________: The Musical.
12 hours ago
44 Space muffins.
What will always get you laid?
31 hours ago
79 An anal probe.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
54 hours ago
74 Sunshine and rainbows.
What's that sound?
96 hours ago
50 New Age music.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
z | 1
Enormous Scandinavian women.
x | 2
72 virgins.
c | 3
Being a dinosaur.
 
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