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When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate __________.
16 hours ago
31 Kibbles 'n Bits™.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
48 hours ago
16 A sea of troubles.
A romantic candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
80 hours ago
88 Getting so angry that you pop a boner.
In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is __________ trapped in the body of __________.
80 hours ago
1 An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.
Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
What's that sound?
161 hours ago
39 Men.
Why do I hurt all over?
167 hours ago
38 RoboCop.
Betcha can't have just one!
224 hours ago
66 The KKK.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
224 hours ago
112 Necrophilia.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
243 hours ago
83 A salty surprise.
What gives me uncontrollable gas?
254 hours ago
97 Auschwitz.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
z | 1
GoGurt.
x | 2
Intelligent design.
c | 3
The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.
Public ridicule.
Media coverage.
An asymmetric boob job.
 
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