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During sex, I like to think about __________.
188 hours ago
115 Elderly Japanese men.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
188 hours ago
40 Shaft.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
215 hours ago
116 The boners of the elderly.
What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
215 hours ago
30 Quiche.
The U.S. has begun airdropping __________ to the children of Afghanistan.
261 hours ago
94 Hipsters.
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
430 hours ago
45 A web of lies.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
447 hours ago
35 Mad hacky-sack skills.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
657 hours ago
59 Passable transvestites.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
660 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Police brutality.
What gets better with age?
666 hours ago
115 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
z | 1
Pooping in the soup.
x | 2
Boogers.
c | 3
The Three-Fifths Compromise.
 
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