Some Recent Plays
After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of Haiti.
12 hours ago
45 A web of lies.
When I'm in prison, I'll have __________ smuggled in.
28 hours ago
35 Mad hacky-sack skills.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to __________.
239 hours ago
59 Passable transvestites.
In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
242 hours ago
1 Sexy pillow fights.
Police brutality.
What gets better with age?
247 hours ago
115 Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.
Life was difficult for cavemen before __________.
259 hours ago
87 Raping and pillaging.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
259 hours ago
75 Stephen Hawking talking dirty.
In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on __________.
259 hours ago
46 Scalping.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
259 hours ago
44 Roofies.
What are my parents hiding from me?
267 hours ago
81 Erectile dysfunction.
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
z | 1
Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.
x | 2
Sperm whales.
c | 3
That one gay Teletubby.
 
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