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What's the most emo?
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Lifetime® presents __________, the story of __________.
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Fear itself.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR __________.
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57 Puberty.
Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to __________.
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98 Racism.
This is the way the world ends / This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but with __________.
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95 FALCON PUNCH!!!
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
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63 Sweet, sweet vengeance.
A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without __________.
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What's the gift that keeps on giving?
15 hours ago
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What's the next Happy Meal toy?
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92 Improvised explosive devices.
What gets better with age?
16 hours ago
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Sorry everyone, I just __________.
z | 1
Masturbation.
x | 2
Gloryholes.
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My collection of high-tech sex toys.
 
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