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In a world ravaged by __________, our only solace is __________.
just now
1 Civilian casualties.
Porn stars.
During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of __________.
just now
53 Ethnic cleansing.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
2 mins ago
30 Exchanging pleasantries.
When I was tripping on acid, __________ turned into __________.
2 mins ago
1 Grave robbing.
Scientology.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
3 mins ago
58 Cockfights.
What ended my last relationship?
4 mins ago
83 Natural selection.
Why do I hurt all over?
4 mins ago
56 Scrubbing under the folds.
When all else fails, I can always masturbate to __________.
4 mins ago
47 Abstinence.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
5 mins ago
62 Pixelated bukkake.
What's a girl's best friend?
6 mins ago
61 A cooler full of organs.
Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers __________.
z | 1
The token minority.
x | 2
Will Smith.
c | 3
Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
 
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