Some Recent Plays
What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
17 hours ago
30 Re-gifting.
I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one.
17 hours ago
80 A homoerotic volleyball montage.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
17 hours ago
110 The Thong Song.
What's a girl's best friend?
25 hours ago
29 Re-gifting.
Next on ESPN2: The World Series of __________.
25 hours ago
33 I'm friends with your dad on Facebook.
TSA guidelines now prohibit __________ on airplanes.
25 hours ago
43 Gandhi.
After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought __________ to the people of New Orleans.
25 hours ago
42 Domino's™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza.
In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated __________.
25 hours ago
41 Kamikaze pilots.
What do old people smell like?
25 hours ago
90 Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
61 hours ago
71 Children on leashes.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
z | 1
Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.
x | 2
Improvised explosive devices.
c | 3
A death ray.
Fiery poops.
Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.
Coughing into a vagina.
 
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