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Why can't I sleep at night?
78 hours ago
83 Testicular torsion.
What never fails to liven up the party?
110 hours ago
55 Sexy Siamese twins.
What gets better with age?
195 hours ago
43 The Kool-Aid Man.
When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of __________.
195 hours ago
25 Waiting 'til marriage.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
195 hours ago
131 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only __________ and his wits.
195 hours ago
27 Actually taking candy from a baby.
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with __________.
196 hours ago
63 Sexy Siamese twins.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
196 hours ago
1 Natural male enhancement.
Science.
What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
196 hours ago
45 Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine.
What's the gift that keeps on giving?
196 hours ago
31 Genghis Khan.
But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
z | 1
Douchebags on their iPhones.
x | 2
Praying the gay away.
c | 3
Another goddamn vampire movie.
 
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