Some Recent Plays
Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of __________.
just now
83 Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.
Sorry everyone, I just __________.
10 mins ago
60 GoGurt.
What do old people smell like?
11 mins ago
21 Actually taking candy from a baby.
What does Dick Cheney prefer?
72 hours ago
51 Half-assed foreplay.
__________: kid tested, mother approved.
112 hours ago
100 Bestiality.
What's the next Happy Meal® toy?
133 hours ago
57 Smegma.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
188 hours ago
1 My collection of high-tech sex toys.
Britney Spears at 55.
__________. It's a trap!
196 hours ago
31 Poor life choices.
He who controls __________ controls the world.
204 hours ago
121 Tentacle porn.
What will always get you laid?
225 hours ago
40 The forbidden fruit.
What's my anti-drug?
z | 1
Flightless birds.
x | 2
Laying an egg.
c | 3
A beached whale.
 
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